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Okay, so the 2008 USA presidential election is pretty close or actually like a long way off. But you’ve already made your mind up about that, haven’t you? Sure you have. Who do I support? Fuck you, that’s who. I don’t really know. Nobody I suppose. The funny thing about the system in the USA is that it’s supposed to be wide and multi-party, but it’s really more of a theoretical setup than a practical one. Kind of like wormholes?

The Washington Post is such a dick about pointing this out, that they want us to only consider the two majour parties. Excuse me, but…racism! Against politics! The worst kind. Anyway this is what I know about these two guys:

Barack Obama is curious to find out if college students vote. My advice: Hey your splash page sucks. More propellers would be good.

John McCaine believes he can scowl his way into America’s heart and build a house there. My advice: OH MY GOSH CAN YOU PLEASE NOT EAT THIS DARLING DELICIOUS HUMAN BABY?

And here’s some more:

Socialist Party Guy Brian Moore wasn’t memorable enough for me to remember. His platform: have hair, plan to continue hair.

Green Party Superpower Cynthia McKinney is featured on several websites, all of which load slowly. My advice to her is to swear during speaches?

Wondering who I’m supporting? Why, whoever promises the highest cannoneering subsidies, you impossible dickhead!

Love,

Captain Cussy Pants