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	<title>Thay Ruddy Great Cussyblog &#187; fail</title>
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		<title>49 orcloan</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2009/09/01/49orcloan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Komicks]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://captaincussypants.com/2009/09/01/credit-score-240/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://captaincussypants.com/2009/09/01/49orcloan/"><img src="http://captaincussypants.com/comics/2009-09-01-credit_score_240.png" alt="49 orcloan" title="credit score: 240" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Right here and now I would like to say that I fuck like a tornado of dicks. I am saying this not only because it is true, but also because I believe that, based on the top Google searches sending people here, that is the kind of slapped-together language and off the cuff remark that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>45 legend of the magic trout</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2009/07/27/45legendofthemagictrout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://captaincussypants.com/2009/07/27/a-highly-philosophical-comic/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://captaincussypants.com/2009/07/27/45legendofthemagictrout/"><img src="http://captaincussypants.com/comics/2009-07-27-a_highly_philosophical_comic.png" alt="45 legend of the magic trout" title="a highly philosophical comic" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Lately I have been getting reacquainted with KC Green&#8217;s Gunshow which once included the phrase &#8220;tongue that dusty butthole.&#8221; Remember, once you read a web comic it becomes a part of you. It replaces important information in your brain and you can never get it out again.
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		<title>43 getting clean</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2009/07/13/43gettingclean/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://captaincussypants.com/?p=261</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://captaincussypants.com/2009/07/13/43gettingclean/"><img src="http://captaincussypants.com/comics/2009-07-13-pretty_sure_its_working.png" alt="43 getting clean" title="pretty sure it's working" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>A good week in Cussy comics, with efforts made and failures attained. With the new arrangement working out wonderfully these past three or four weeks, I am currently considering committing to a more frequent update schedule. So tell your friends, but if you&#8217;re reading this maybe you don&#8217;t have many friends, in which case you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>38 you are home early</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2009/05/28/38youarehomeearly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 23:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://captaincussypants.com/?p=156</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://captaincussypants.com/2009/05/28/38youarehomeearly/"><img src="http://captaincussypants.com/comics/2009-05-28-blame_that_other_guys_dick.png" alt="38 you are home early" title="blame that other guy's dick!" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>Finally I am comfortably in the area where I don&#8217;t have to care about any holidays or birthdays for a while. I have a tendancy to flip out about this stuff and procrastinate holiday responsibilities, so with my mum&#8217;s birthday over and done with, I can breathe a sigh of a relief.
To celebrate here is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>33 fat</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2008/10/29/33fat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://captaincussypants.com/?p=129</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[		<p><a href="http://captaincussypants.com/2008/10/29/33fat/"><img src="http://captaincussypants.com/comics/2008-10-29-it_comes_as_a_surprise.png" alt="33 fat" title="it comes as a surprise?" class="ishadow40" /></a></p>I don&#8217;t know where I was going with this one. Or maybe I do?
Miller&#8217;s hip hop outfit (the one I&#8217;m not part of) is playing a gig supporting Wombstretcha this Thursday, so if you&#8217;re in the area, I insist you attend. If you&#8217;re there and you come find me, I will first try to hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#20</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2008/10/07/20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
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This is the comic you have been waiting for.
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		<title>staring happens</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2008/10/07/staring-happens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://captaincussypants.com/?p=112</guid>
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		<title>#17</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2008/10/02/17/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
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I have had people making these kinds of comparisons forever. People are dicks.
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		<title>#15</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2008/10/02/15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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 It&#8217;s not important, in this panel, who Miller&#8217;s talking to (Mike), or talking about (you don&#8217;t know her), or even why (I&#8217;m still not sure). What is important? I&#8217;m determined to catch up here. Determined.
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		<title>#14</title>
		<link>http://captaincussypants.com/2008/10/01/14/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Although this isn&#8217;t exactly what Sarah said at the time, it&#8217;s probably more accurate, and I&#8217;m assuming this is what she meant. She must be some crazy sort of psychic if she could figure out this crucial fact when she&#8217;d been introduced to the people she was talking to not twenty four hours ago.
I must [...]]]></description>
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