This comic is about the exciting thrills of the world of online comics and the benefits that come with it. Most comic artists are secretly thinking about pegging ladies unless they’re thinking about different types of ladies. I am certainly thinking about casting a Leomund’s lady pegger spell.
This comic would pretty much make one of the best movies ever if you could figure out how to wedge teenage Winona Ryder and non-corpse Jayne Mansfield in there with even more magical forces. I am pretty sure the plot writes itself.
Up before noon! That’s what I did today, but it’s already past one so I guess I can’t list “waking up” as a resume skill. I sure can list “nine updates in a row” however.
I spent most of this morning updating my iTunes and trying to snag new stuff to cram in there. Did you know that Smashing Pumpkins kind of suck? Or that nobody wants to let me download Soundgarden’s Screaming Life/Fopp EP?





