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Political Monday: DECISION 2008 – People Got Excited But Then Not Much Happened Or Did It?
July 21st, 2008 | by adminPosted In: Political Monday
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Okay, so the 2008 USA presidential election is pretty close or actually like a long way off. But you’ve already made your mind up about that, haven’t you? Sure you have. Who do I support? Fuck you, that’s who. I don’t really know. Nobody I suppose. The funny thing about the system in the USA is that it’s supposed to be wide and multi-party, but it’s really more of a theoretical setup than a practical one. Kind of like wormholes?
The Washington Post is such a dick about pointing this out, that they want us to only consider the two majour parties. Excuse me, but…racism! Against politics! The worst kind. Anyway this is what I know about these two guys:
Barack Obama is curious to find out if college students vote. My advice: Hey your splash page sucks. More propellers would be good.
John McCaine believes he can scowl his way into America’s heart and build a house there. My advice: OH MY GOSH CAN YOU PLEASE NOT EAT THIS DARLING DELICIOUS HUMAN BABY?
And here’s some more:
Socialist Party Guy Brian Moore wasn’t memorable enough for me to remember. His platform: have hair, plan to continue hair.
Green Party Superpower Cynthia McKinney is featured on several websites, all of which load slowly. My advice to her is to swear during speaches?
Wondering who I’m supporting? Why, whoever promises the highest cannoneering subsidies, you impossible dickhead!
Love,
Captain Cussy Pants
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One thing I find terribly bothersome about the 2008 USA Presidential races and upcoming election is the question of whether or not the American people are ready for a potential president of some sort or another.
Racism!
It was a popular racism last year to suggest people may be poorly equipped to handle the emotional carnage electing a person in possession of functional amounts of ovaries and/or melanin could unleash on the country. This “unreadiness,” as they called it, was supposedly showing an effect on various numbers. Therefore I imagine unreadiness causes a vise like grip on several two- and a few three-digit numbers, many of which are important to pollsters.
However, it wasn’t asked if America was “ready” for a President made of human babies! That’s right! I am announcing my racism against the race of people who eat human babies! I am also racist against electing former prisoners?
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Activists are people who feel strongly about socio-economic issues and use what platfomr is available to them in order to spread awareness and effect change in perception and regulation of these issues. Integral to becoming an activist is to have issues to activate. It’s important to collect many issues. Perhaps the more issues you can have an opinion about, the more powerful an activist you’ll be!
It’s important for an activist to spread knowledge of the fact that he or she has collected issues. From what I can tell, the best issues to collect and spread are those dealing with anything that can make the activist seem more interesting or worldly!
That’s all I know about activists! You can probably read more about them on your favourite networking website’s notification or bulletin system.