This is the solution, I am the problem, you are the think tank.
What did I do this week? This week Leonard Nimoy taught me to do hobbit dances. I strongly suggest this course for anyone interested in being made of powerful spells.
Because of the weekend I had I am a later updater skater alligator masturbator lady-dater. Potater. Here is part of my weekend, more to come, I drew it just for you to take care of your problems.
This comic is about the exciting thrills of the world of online comics and the benefits that come with it. Most comic artists are secretly thinking about pegging ladies unless they’re thinking about different types of ladies. I am certainly thinking about casting a Leomund’s lady pegger spell.
I believe I wasn’t meant to be privy to the events in this panel, but, being a badass, I managed to withstand the Uneavesdroppable Words spell enveloping the kitchen as this action ocurred.
I tried to buy a stick blender today, but I couldn’t find any store that offered one at the mall I went to. I think I’d have better luck at actual kitchen shops.
Up before noon! That’s what I did today, but it’s already past one so I guess I can’t list “waking up” as a resume skill. I sure can list “nine updates in a row” however.
I spent most of this morning updating my iTunes and trying to snag new stuff to cram in there. Did you know that Smashing Pumpkins kind of suck? Or that nobody wants to let me download Soundgarden’s Screaming Life/Fopp EP?






