Posts Tagged ‘spells’

#9

Friday, September 26th, 2008

they are always destroying orcs

Up before noon! That’s what I did today, but it’s already past one so I guess I can’t list “waking up” as a resume skill. I sure can list “nine updates in a row” however.

I spent most of this morning updating my iTunes and trying to snag new stuff to cram in there. Did you know that Smashing Pumpkins kind of suck? Or that nobody wants to let me download Soundgarden’s Screaming Life/Fopp EP?

#25

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

turn to shrimp spell!

I believe I wasn’t meant to be privy to the events in this panel, but, being a badass, I managed to withstand the Uneavesdroppable Words spell enveloping the kitchen as this action ocurred.

I tried to buy a stick blender today, but I couldn’t find any store that offered one at the mall I went to. I think I’d have better luck at actual kitchen shops.

#41

Monday, June 29th, 2009

This comic is about the exciting thrills of the world of online comics and the benefits that come with it. Most comic artists are secretly thinking about pegging ladies unless they’re thinking about different types of ladies. I am certainly thinking about casting a Leomund’s lady pegger spell.

#47

Monday, August 10th, 2009

What did I do this week? This week Leonard Nimoy taught me to do hobbit dances. I strongly suggest this course for anyone interested in being made of powerful spells.