I totally forgot what I was going to write for this entry, and I’ll say it’s because my bowling tonight was hideously inconsistent. The truth is I am thinking of all the nubiles in Jason’s building, perhaps on this floor. Me without my Staff of Fuckstickery. (+3 to hit? Please like this joke.)
Late first panel today. This just in: OKCupid is full of awful, awful people. And to be fair, Brad never cries. His tear ducts are welded shut as a side effect of awesome punching.
The events in this panel actually ocurred a week before they were drawn and involved most of a bottle of Canadian whiskey and an empty stomach. However, they correctly identified an emotion that ocurred at the time of drawing.
I just heard from Miller that the end result of the comic/panel I posted earlier today is a black eye that’s actually growing in size and blackness. Whoops.
I have done not much today and I’m not even about to upset that by cleaning up this comic a little more than the la – oh my goodness look at that. I woke up too late today and I’ll probably just go to bed late as well.
I finally played Wipeout Fusion after having it in my car for a week. I found it at GameStop for $2, which I figured was low enough for me to feel it was an acceptable amount to spend on the game. Now that I’ve played it, I was probably wrong. Despite the fact that most of my objections to the game revolve around it being totally different from the first 3.5 Wipeout games, I’ve got a lot of other complaints. Oh holy fuck wouldn’t it be great if I listed them all in a blog? Fuck why don’t I have a blog to do that fuck fuck fuck clearly this is great usage of that technology.
Love,
Captain Cussy Pants.
I have all this shit to do today but none of it is particularly life-threatening. I think maybe I’ll go to Game Trader with Jason? He never pays for gas. PhotoShop recognises my tablet as a pen whether I have the mouse on it or the pen. Stupid Photoshop.
So this is how my to-do list is going:
- Install resume software
- Find scanner, scan things
- List skills
- Do excercise
- Look up apartments
- Check transcript stuff
- Take out trash
- Transcribe lyrics
- Do guitar practice
- Fold some laundry
Okay it’s probably a fluke. I’m sure I won’t do as much tomorrow. And tomorrow I have to get a hair cut! I am thinking short and choppy. I am going to post two comics every weekday unless I can’t do that. My weekends are mine and I’ll draw more then assuming I remember to bring the notebook I stole from Miller with me when I go somewhere and also if I’m sort of drunk.
Oh that’s my friend Miller of in there partying with Benjamin Franklin. You should go visit his site millerhooks.com and read about his success at computers (waaaaay more than mine).
Love,
Captain Cussy Pants.
First of all that. ^
I spent my weekend mostly comicking what I saw or things that make me feel good. Sometimes I comicked things that supported my arguments (can you blame me? no you can’t). This is the first panel and more to come okay? That thing in the window is a tidal wave by the way. I cannot draw tidal waves.
My to-do list looks like this:
- Install resume software
- Find scanner, scan things
- List skills
- Do excercise
- Look up apartments
- Check transcript stuff
- Take out trash
- Transcribe lyrics
- Do guitar practice
- Fold some laundry
I am pretty tired today so I hope I get the last two things done. I have not even showered really! (ew)








